klara klara LV.20 Rare Candy
May 11, 2019, 04:54 PM 819 read

JONESY SHOULDN'T BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW.

Battle Royale

the title says it all. JONESY SHOULDN'T BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW. he has been stuck in the bunker for 8 years. why? here's a theory via SnuSnu420 ๐Ÿค” they did the math for us ๐Ÿ‘

Fortnite: Battle Royale - JONESY SHOULDN'T BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW. image 2

here's a closer look.

Fortnite: Battle Royale - JONESY SHOULDN'T BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW. image 4

some even say he stayed in there for 10 years (because he's 6 ft and the beards estimated to be 5 ft, and beards grow for an average amount of half an inch per month). Jonesy couldn't have stayed there for 8-10 years straight, can he? with no food, just living off Peely (which, by the way, rip ๐Ÿ˜”๐ŸŒ). so.. Epic, please explain. #Fortnite #FortniteBattleRoyale #FortniteBR #news #theory #theories #Jonesy #FN (lol sorry Jonesy)

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  • Kyuu LV.5 Jumpmaster May 11, 2019, 05:16 PM

    Never thought of it that way

  • klara LV.20 Rare Candy May 11, 2019, 06:04 PM

    haha

  • NO NAME verified May 11, 2019, 05:55 PM

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • klara LV.20 Rare Candy May 11, 2019, 06:04 PM

    ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ‘Œ

  • COFFEE BEAN LV.5 Lurker May 11, 2019, 06:28 PM

    Hahahah sad

  • klara LV.20 Rare Candy May 11, 2019, 06:38 PM

    ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜•

  • COFFEE BEAN LV.5 Lurker May 11, 2019, 06:30 PM

    Fortnitw logic

  • COFFEE BEAN LV.5 Lurker May 11, 2019, 06:30 PM

    Fortnite*

  • klara LV.20 Rare Candy May 11, 2019, 06:38 PM

    haha same

  • COFFEE BEAN LV.5 Lurker May 11, 2019, 06:39 PM

    ๐Ÿ˜Œ

  • COFFEE BEAN LV.5 Lurker May 11, 2019, 06:30 PM

  • klara LV.20 Rare Candy May 11, 2019, 06:38 PM

    ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ‘Œ

  • COFFEE BEAN LV.5 Lurker May 11, 2019, 06:39 PM

  • Anxiety^~^ร˜ne LV.5 Lurker May 11, 2019, 10:45 PM

    I have a prediction.. vampires never die by age.. Jonsey A Vapire?

  • klara LV.20 Rare Candy May 12, 2019, 09:03 AM

    oh shoot ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ *gasp*

  • Mr.DaddyYT LV.11 Parasite May 14, 2019, 02:27 PM

    In addition he looks polish. Polish people are famous for slower facial hair growth. I am a (very sexy) polish man myself so I would know. But eather way he should not be alive especialy on a banana only diet.

  • klara LV.20 Rare Candy May 15, 2019, 08:17 PM

    yes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Œ

  • Beastplayer72 LV.2 Lurker May 15, 2019, 04:32 AM

    He smart

  • klara LV.20 Rare Candy May 15, 2019, 08:18 PM

    yes

  • SN1PS LV.6 Good Builder May 15, 2019, 11:19 AM

    He cut his hair and used the nana nana stickers adhesive to add it to his beard

  • klara LV.20 Rare Candy May 15, 2019, 08:18 PM

    yes

  • klara LV.20 Rare Candy May 11, 2019, 06:43 PM

    i just realized i kinda posted this late

  • klara LV.20 Rare Candy May 11, 2019, 06:43 PM

    sorry friendos

  • klara LV.20 Rare Candy May 11, 2019, 06:43 PM

  • Anxiety^~^ร˜ne LV.5 Lurker May 13, 2019, 12:28 AM

    (Dun dun dunnnnn)

  • klara LV.20 Rare Candy May 13, 2019, 12:29 AM

    gAsP

  • PROJECT ALICE 3 LV.13 Professional Noob May 14, 2019, 02:45 AM

    Just a game chill stop doing equations where itโ€™s not needed try using the brain of yours to make a more efficient healthy cancer treatments

  • klara LV.20 Rare Candy May 14, 2019, 01:10 PM

    one, this is just for fun. two, what's your problem? what's wrong with doing equations? lol. this isnt also by me so ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ but ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

  • iGhostfvce LV.22 Mob May 14, 2019, 10:25 AM

    i wouldn't argue with video game logic...

  • klara LV.20 Rare Candy May 14, 2019, 01:11 PM

    this is purely for fun ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

  • PROJECT ALICE 3 LV.13 Professional Noob May 14, 2019, 04:35 PM

    Ok I didnโ€™t put an lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ to show my love for the fact this was broken down like this

  • PROJECT ALICE 3 LV.13 Professional Noob May 14, 2019, 04:33 PM

    Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ I wasnโ€™t being serious I didnโ€™t put my lol in the text did I? ๐Ÿคฃ

  • klara LV.20 Rare Candy May 15, 2019, 08:18 PM

    ok ๐Ÿ‘Œ

  • Dark_r10t_xd LV.21 Shadow May 16, 2019, 01:31 PM

    Isnt the charaters like 18 or 20 so 8 years wold mean that there 26-30

  • klara LV.20 Rare Candy May 17, 2019, 09:32 AM

    and..your point is...?

  • Dark_r10t_xd LV.21 Shadow May 17, 2019, 09:34 AM

    They shouldnt be dead

  • Dark_r10t_xd LV.21 Shadow May 17, 2019, 09:34 AM

    There just old

  • klara LV.20 Rare Candy May 17, 2019, 09:35 AM

    one, 26-30 is not that old. two, Jonesy lived off of Peely for 8-10 years ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ who can live off of one giant banana in 8-10 years?

  • Dark_r10t_xd LV.21 Shadow May 17, 2019, 09:36 AM

    Idk it is a cartoonish game anyway so some Physics dont matter in that game

  • klara LV.20 Rare Candy May 17, 2019, 09:38 AM

    Dark_r10t_xdย  lol ok ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

  • Dark_r10t_xd LV.21 Shadow May 17, 2019, 09:38 AM

    klaraย  Lol

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