Mr.lose a lot writes a original story the story is called “gay away”
Me: I was walking down the street one day and something felt off like if something wasn’t right I had a feeling
Me: as I keep walking home the feeling was still their
Me: I get home my friend is there he tells me “come and sit down” I say “ok” as I sit down he says “I’m gay” so I went to the store and got a bottle of gay away I know it works because I tested on you’re mum as I spray him with it he throws away his Xbox and phone and I say “why did you destroy you’re phone?” He says “it had 300 GB of gay porn”. “And that is how I saved my friend from the monster called gay” -Mr.lose a lot 2019- ps. I have nothing against gay people or Xbox players”
Mr.lose a lot writes “BONELESS PIZZA”
Guy: bro I’m dead ass hungry right now
Guy:*picks up phone and calls pizza place*
Pizza guy:ya pizza wat u want
Guy: yeah let me get a BONELESS PIZZA WITH A TWO LEITER OF COKE
Pizza guy: fuck kind of pizza?? And the TWO LITER Machine broke we got one liter though
Guy:the fuck you mean 🅱️ ight let me get that pizza BONELESS
Pizza guy:uh pizza don’t got bone on it
Guy:the fuck did I just say then
Pizza guy:u said LET ME GET IT BONELESS like pizza got a dam bone in it
Guy: y’all got bones in this shit then
Pizza guy: nah
Guy: so what’s the problem
Pizza guy: D I C K H E A D name one pizza that got bone on it
Guy:just don’t put those shits in my pizza bruh how many time do I have to say it
Pizza guy: bruh just explain to me how a pizza can be boneless
Guy: if it don’t got bone in it it’s BONELESS
Pizza guy: son what school you go to
Guy: dawg I don’t understand the problem just make my shit BONELESS DEADASS
Pizza guy: I’m dead ass not making this pizza
“And that’s why I hate that pizza place” -Mr.lose a lot 2019- the reason I did this is because I can and some one asked for this
POPULAR Moot Caption Contest #48
Welcome to the 48th Moot Caption Contest!
The Caption Contest is where we challenge YOU to come up with the best caption for the below image. By now you know the drill: FIVE winners, first place gets 500 Moot Coins and four runner-ups will receive 100 Moot Coins each. This week's image is in celebration of Halloween! Overwatch always has the best Halloween cosmetics so we figured we'd use an Overwatch screenshot!
HERE IS THIS WEEK'S IMAGE. PLEASE SUBMIT YOUR CAPTION IN THE COMMENTS BELOW. THE WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN BY TEAM MOOT NEXT WEEK!
Last week's caption contest got some great submissions, but there can be only one winner. After much internal deliberation, the Moot team has chosen a winner! The winner of last week's official Moot Caption Contest is....
drumroll please... Horas Organization! Congratulations Horas Organization, you will receive your prize within 48 hours. Here is Horas Organization's winning submission:
And here are your FOUR second place winners for the last contest:
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