Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty
Dec 19, 2020, 12:13 AM 41 read

That makes no sense

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Ok so in self defense class your trained 2 to the chest and 1 to the head if he has a gun yet they say that they carry to preserve not kill then why tf do you say that shit then post videos on YouTube shooting a dummy in the chest twice and once in the head like that makes no fucking sense "I carry to preserve life" *shoots them in the head* self defense trainers "you weren't supposed to do that"

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  • ᣵˣᵈloveli LV.27 Champagne Showers! Dec 19, 2020, 12:16 AM

    whaat

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 19, 2020, 12:17 AM

    yep

  • TheMangledKing LV.27 Avatar Dec 19, 2020, 12:19 AM

    i would just put one if the gut if I cant get them in the knee caps :P

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 19, 2020, 12:20 AM

    um there's a vital place in the knees so you would risk him bleeding to death? and not the stomach cause organs go for the arm or leg

  • TheMangledKing LV.27 Avatar Dec 19, 2020, 12:27 AM

    you see, im a hella good shot, so it all depends on the positions, if they are standing like a normal person in front of me, then hitting them in the knees could prove to be fatal, so I would either shoot right above the knees of hit the outer part of the gut, where it wont kill them, but leave them too weak to fight back. but if they are standing in a way that leaves the sides of the knees towards me, you can blast him in the knees without having to worry too much about them dying, plus they would be in so much pain they would even be able to hold their firearm.

    i have been enough skirmishes in hand to hand combat as well, so if i felt like i could make the shots, then i would simply throw my firearm at the head, and where it is a natural reflex to dodge or duck, they would move, taking their eyes off of me. that when i move in for some techniques i know, either grab his gun twist his arm and then break his arm with my knee. or grapple them and fling them on the ground, disarm them and proceed to choke them out till they lose all strength to fight back, or till they pass our

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 19, 2020, 12:28 AM

    that part about the pain making them drop it can be false cause some people can be shot many times and still fight just like the first person to receive the medal of honor

  • TheMangledKing LV.27 Avatar Dec 19, 2020, 12:32 AM

    in a casual mugging incident?
    well if I am going to fight some one with the medal of honor, then I am definitely going to break their arms or shoot out their knees, cause then they wouldn't be able to stand up, so how could they fight :/

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 19, 2020, 12:33 AM

    don't shoot the fucking joints you want to teach them to not do it again and to not ruin they're entire fucking life so they won't walk again and I think in some states its illegal to shoot them in the knee

  • TheMangledKing LV.27 Avatar Dec 19, 2020, 12:36 AM

    Peachy Creep407  where i come from, its kill or disable.
    besides if they did choose to attack me then they should know full well they may lose their life just from looking at me

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 19, 2020, 12:37 AM

    TheMangledKing  ya got a point plus I dont think people would be to thrilled to break into my house and see me with a sr45 handgun in the holster while I'm holding an ar15 cause thats finna scare them

  • TheMangledKing LV.27 Avatar Dec 19, 2020, 12:39 AM

    Peachy Creep407  if someone break into my house they wont be met by a gun, oh no, i more civilized then that. they would have to deal with me holding a 4 foot claymore with a 6 foot halberd :D

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 19, 2020, 12:41 AM

    TheMangledKing  XD im finna hold them at broken controller point🤣 and tell them "avoid the sharp broken edges"

  • TheMangledKing LV.27 Avatar Dec 19, 2020, 12:42 AM

    Peachy Creep407  XD

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 19, 2020, 12:42 AM

    TheMangledKing  "get on the fucking ground before I turn off all the light and grab the night vision goggles and a fucking butter knife!"

  • TheMangledKing LV.27 Avatar Dec 19, 2020, 12:52 AM

    Peachy Creep407  *turns on neon genji sword* now your fucked Xd

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 19, 2020, 12:52 AM

    TheMangledKing  *grabs c*m sock and sharpens it* "im about to do whats called a single gamer move"

  • TheMangledKing LV.27 Avatar Dec 19, 2020, 12:55 AM

    Peachy Creep407  *grabs metal d4 with sharpened points* come here normie!

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 19, 2020, 12:56 AM

    TheMangledKing  *grabs brick* "im about to do whats called a hobbs and shaw"

  • TheMangledKing LV.27 Avatar Dec 19, 2020, 01:00 AM

    Peachy Creep407  *grabs tea cup* im about to do whats called a riddick move

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 19, 2020, 01:01 AM

    TheMangledKing  *grabs female s3x toy* "im about to do whats called the mia khalifa"

  • TheMangledKing LV.27 Avatar Dec 19, 2020, 01:14 AM

    Peachy Creep407  *grabs fridge* im about to do whats called a shizuo heiwajima move

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 19, 2020, 01:15 AM

    TheMangledKing  *grabs knife* "im about to do whats called the p3do stab"

  • TheMangledKing LV.27 Avatar Dec 19, 2020, 01:18 AM

    Peachy Creep407  "alexa release the claymore roombas" *lights go out, starts playing welcome to the jungle, releases claymore roombas*

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 19, 2020, 01:21 AM

    TheMangledKing  "alexa release the roombas" *lights turn red, fortune son starts playing, roombas with fucking knifes release, diamonds are released on him, Chinese people with scissors who will kill for diamonds are released, me with a fucking banjo sword starts chanting "ooohla chaka ooohla chaka" while pissing and shitting myself*

  • TheMangledKing LV.27 Avatar Dec 19, 2020, 01:29 AM

    Peachy Creep407  "alexa release the children" *releases children from my basement that are starved and willing to eat another human being* *turns on epic sax guy 1 hour loop*

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 19, 2020, 01:30 AM

    TheMangledKing  💀💀☠☠☠ you win i give up

  • TheMangledKing LV.27 Avatar Dec 19, 2020, 01:33 AM

    Peachy Creep407  ah ha, the children win LD

  • McDonaldsGod LV.25 JUST SEND IT Dec 19, 2020, 01:07 AM

    Foot brother then they can’t run for shit lmao 😂

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 19, 2020, 01:09 AM

    meh go for the nerves in their hand to they can't j3rk off😂

  • McDonaldsGod LV.25 JUST SEND IT Dec 19, 2020, 01:11 AM

    Lmao 😂

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 19, 2020, 01:11 AM

    they'll have to learn to use the other hand which will take years😈

  • ePotaito LV.5 Lifeline Main Dec 19, 2020, 03:50 AM

    Lol

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