Peachy Creep407
Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty
Dec 17, 2020, 07:24 AM 182 read

Whats ur worst neighbor story?

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Ok so when I was like 6 years old, when no one was home our fucking neighbor walked in like it was his house. What the fuck call first or knock and of no one responds within a minute no one's home. (Another story which isn't a neighbor) So when I was around the same age some random fucking women walked into our house. She went into my bedroom, and back then my dad never bought a gun so if they had one it was over. Luckily they didn't but the bitch was probably just stealing our shit but got caught, so they made the excuse saying some shit like "isn't this the house that was up for sale?" And no joke no one was selling their house within like half a mile so we knew it was completely fucking bullshit. My dad let her go but now we have like 6 pistols, 2 ars, 3 shotguns, like 4 snipers. Holy shit break in and let's see you starting break dancing on the ground like a epileptic child after seeing that one episode of Pokémon like 5 years ago or some shit. Anyways whats your story? (These were just huge sentences but I went through it again to make sentences and comas so yall wouldn't say shit about it and I even had to use some different words for this)

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  • ErikPlays43 LV.29 Happy 2020! Dec 17, 2020, 08:21 AM

    ~

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 17, 2020, 08:21 AM

    wtf

  • ErikPlays43 LV.29 Happy 2020! Dec 17, 2020, 09:48 AM

    Not my worst tho but yeah my friend seems to had some.. Fun.

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 17, 2020, 09:48 AM

    😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

  • CУБΞЯ ΓHΞ FЦЯЯУ LV.24 I Love Food Dec 17, 2020, 08:26 AM

    Oh..lucky..😂✌️

  • ErikPlays43 LV.29 Happy 2020! Dec 17, 2020, 09:47 AM

    Wouldn't say lucky but alr 😂

  • CУБΞЯ ΓHΞ FЦЯЯУ LV.24 I Love Food Dec 17, 2020, 09:47 AM

    Lol

  • ErikPlays43 LV.29 Happy 2020! Dec 17, 2020, 10:27 AM

    I can explain it better in like a dm or smth but the whole story is not tos. But yeah.. 😅 Not something I would wanna look at when I wake up.

  • CУБΞЯ ΓHΞ FЦЯЯУ LV.24 I Love Food Dec 17, 2020, 10:29 AM

    Yeah neither would I tbh

  • Yorpasores Rex LV.31 Rootin Tootin Dec 17, 2020, 07:27 AM

    chenis cart

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 17, 2020, 07:28 AM

    wat?

  • Yorpasores Rex LV.31 Rootin Tootin Dec 17, 2020, 08:03 AM

    tenis tart

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 17, 2020, 08:04 AM

    -_-

  • Yorpasores Rex LV.31 Rootin Tootin Dec 17, 2020, 08:05 AM

    fenis fart

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 17, 2020, 08:05 AM

    listen I gotta sweep my house incase someone's here cause im home alone and its dark here and I thought I heard footsteps down stairs

  • Yorpasores Rex LV.31 Rootin Tootin Dec 17, 2020, 08:06 AM

    Peachy Creep407  pen is fart

  • llmama LV.25 Epic Dec 17, 2020, 07:29 AM

    I've never really gotten bad neighbors. I'm just pretty boring lmfao

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 17, 2020, 07:36 AM

    lol

  • CУБΞЯ ΓHΞ FЦЯЯУ LV.24 I Love Food Dec 17, 2020, 07:39 AM

    Worst neighbour story would probably when he punched my dad then my dad broke his nose

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 17, 2020, 07:42 AM

    did you shoot him?

  • CУБΞЯ ΓHΞ FЦЯЯУ LV.24 I Love Food Dec 17, 2020, 08:24 AM

    Should of

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 17, 2020, 08:35 AM

    I fucking would've cause its considered self defense and protecting your family so you won't be charged if you shoot 1-3 times because more than 3 is excessive force which can get you arrested and/or charged

  • CУБΞЯ ΓHΞ FЦЯЯУ LV.24 I Love Food Dec 17, 2020, 08:36 AM

    But the thing is, we’re British lol

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 17, 2020, 08:36 AM

    and what country do u live in?

  • CУБΞЯ ΓHΞ FЦЯЯУ LV.24 I Love Food Dec 17, 2020, 08:37 AM

    Peachy Creep407  Britain...😂

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 17, 2020, 08:37 AM

    CУБΞЯ ΓHΞ FЦЯЯУ  ok well i don't know the rules there but you still would've gotten away with it because its defending your family

  • CУБΞЯ ΓHΞ FЦЯЯУ LV.24 I Love Food Dec 17, 2020, 08:38 AM

    Peachy Creep407  No, we would of been shot to death by armed police lol

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 17, 2020, 08:39 AM

    CУБΞЯ ΓHΞ FЦЯЯУ  move to the us

  • CУБΞЯ ΓHΞ FЦЯЯУ LV.24 I Love Food Dec 17, 2020, 08:39 AM

    Peachy Creep407  I wish

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 17, 2020, 08:40 AM

    CУБΞЯ ΓHΞ FЦЯЯУ  because if you shoot someone you'll get away with it if they found a weapon on them and you told them and or they hit someone

  • CУБΞЯ ΓHΞ FЦЯЯУ LV.24 I Love Food Dec 17, 2020, 08:42 AM

    Peachy Creep407  Ik but the uk, is very different lol

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 17, 2020, 08:43 AM

    CУБΞЯ ΓHΞ FЦЯЯУ  stab the "twat" and use sulphuric acid on the blood on ur weapon and boom

  • CУБΞЯ ΓHΞ FЦЯЯУ LV.24 I Love Food Dec 17, 2020, 08:44 AM

    Peachy Creep407  Oh..that’s err..okay...

  • Cow Boy Billy LV.30 Billy Dec 17, 2020, 08:44 AM

    Some random person walked into our house thinking it was the office for the community we were living in at the time

  • Peachy Creep407 LV.31 Sweaty Dec 17, 2020, 08:45 AM

    fucking imagine tho

  • McDonaldsGod LV.25 JUST SEND IT Dec 17, 2020, 07:29 AM

    U gonna carry those snipers and fucking 360 or 180 there ass jk

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