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Poor old water bottle…

Before I start this short story I just want to point out that I wrote this as a joke for one of my English assignments. You might be wondering if I passed it after reading, I'll leave that up to you guys lol, enjoy...   Long ago, nestled in the back of a cabinet was a dusty old water bottle. This water bottle felt left out as the other water bottles boasted about their day and how exciting it was. One of the others came up to him and said, “look how dusty and old he is! At this rate, you’ll never see the light of day again!”. He knew that if this lasted much longer that he would die of dehydration so he had to do something. The next morning he brushed off the dust and moved his way to the front. The others pushed him out of the way saying, “you’ll never get picked looking like that”. The cabinet opened with the light peaking through. the water bottle got pushed and fell to the counter. Dented from the fall, the human picks him up and walks with him. The human then drops him into the recycling and he starts weeping knowing that he will never be hydrated ever again. The recycling guy came by and picked up the water bottle. The recycling man looked at him and smiled. He brought him in his recycling truck and the water bottle was relieved knowing that he would finally be cared for. The recycling man brought the water bottle home and cleaned him up and left him on the counter to dry. The water bottle was filled with joy and couldn't wait to go on adventures with the recycling man. The next morning the water bottle saw the recycling man walk out the door and completely forgot about the water bottle. The water bottle said to himself, “maybe he just didn't need me for today”. The water bottle eventually found out that this was far from the truth, the recycling man never used him and he was starting to grow moldy and dusty. He felt so useless that he said to himself, “what's the point of trying anymore, why don't i just jump off this counter and wait to be destroyed”. So the water bottle looked down at the height of the drop and jumped off the counter. His dents didn't even matter anymore, he felt useless. One day he heard this loud sniffing noise and he woke up to a huge dog. The dog then picked him up with his mouth and slobbered all over him. The water bottle was screaming for help but no one heard him. The dog took him outside and started chewing on him and then left him there. The water bottle was injured beyond repair and knew that he would never be happy. He laid there for what seemed like forever. One day a kid came riding on a bike and attached him to his wheel to get the sound of a motorcycle. He started riding and the water bottle got hit by the tire till he finally fell off. The water bottle was left on the burning hot concrete and felt himself falling apart. He said to himself, “well I guess this is the end”. Suddenly, a flower boy found the water bottle and took it home with him. The flower boy looked at the water bottle and said, “you're going to make me successful one day”. The water bottle had no emotion because of all the things it's gone through. The flower boy filled the water bottle up with water and the water bottle felt renewed. Then the flower boy emptied the water into a pot full of soil. The flower boy did this constantly and the water bottle was happy. The flower boy took the water bottle everywhere and constantly filled it with water to give his flowers water. The flower boy was starting to get very successful and the water bottle was happy. The flower boy picked up the water bottle one day and said, “you made me successful, I have a full grown business now. I don't know why I’m saying this to a water bottle but, my business is too big for you to be useful”. The water bottle looked at him in disbelief as the flower boy threw him in the garbage. The water bottle wasn’t sad, he knew that he fulfilled his purpose for the flower boy. The garbage man threw him in the garbage truck as he got crushed by the crusher. He was flatter than paper and was transported to the burning grounds. The water bottle saw the size of the fire and was immediately terrified. He tried to escape but a garbage man shoveled him up and threw him in the fire. He screamed hoping someone would hear his cries but no one did. The water bottle saw a bright light and went into it thinking it was some sort of exit. He then found himself up in the clouds. Another water bottle walked up to him and said, “welcome to water bottle heaven”. The water bottle looked at the other in disbelief and said, “wait, am I dead?” The other said, “obviously”. “So what was my purpose?” he replied. The other water bottle looked at him and said, “your purpose was to be tortured so we could use you as comedy”. The water bottle felt ruined but at least he knows his true purpose. RIP Water bottle ❤love y'all❤ #SpreadtheLove #FullHomoGang