If you could have any w e i r d superpower what would it be?
My ability would be if make a finger pistol and “shoot” at someone they instantly orgasm. I’ll call em’ C u m P i s t o l s.

Shoot macaroni and cheese out of my peen
Holy fuck that’s glorious
I know imagine someone giving you 🗣 and then you go ‘dinner time’ and they eat the macaroni
mind control so i can do legit anything
Ooooo
the ability to make humans act like dogs🤷♂️
Kinky..
auto haircuts
That would be hella nice
Mine would be to change sentences by one letter. Any sentence, but I can only do it once.
The damage you could do..
The damase you could do.
Such improper grammar! Mwa ha ha ha ha!
EVILLLLL
Bastard
I like that power
Hell yea
ChAnge anime by one letter sailor moan
evil
same thing but they have explosive diarrhea
F R E E D R I N K
I can make anyone's bodily liquid fly into my mouth
Woah
you finna be my first victim C U M M A N
Double woah
*drinks nut like it is a Capri sun on a hot day*
Cutie Cryptø ❥ OwO yum
To be able to have everything I want
Epic
Ik it’s really epic
wait what 🤣
Wtf c.u.m pistol
Y e s
May I have a diagram of what your thing is lol
Absolutely
Lol
hde
Hmmmmmm If you think about that in hostage situations it would be usuefull it would tempurely stun somebody that you shoot and If you miss no problem because they will have an orgasm
“I’ll shoot her! Don’t take another step!”
“Oh.. I don’t have to”
“Wha- AUGHH” *nuts*Indeed
to be able to switch out the milk in cereal with cum
I'm to powerful
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