Daily Dad Jokes #1 | シ
Today I have gathered 10 of some hilarious jokes that people refer to as dad jokes and/or corny jokes. Here is the deal, if you laugh you have to like the post if you don't laugh then you are crazy.. Make sure you comment which one was the funniest and which one you laughed on! :D Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup". Why do the hamburgers beat the hotdogs at every sport they play? Hotdogs are the wurst! Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They are lactose Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school. Where do pencils go for vacation? Pencil-vania Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam
Haha, that is all I have for today but I hope you enjoyed and I will be back with 10 jokes tomorrow! シ All joke submissions can be sent to me through messages. Just tell me the joke w/ the answer and I might just add it.