Eventt シ LV.21 Big Chungus
Aug 18, 2019, 10:37 AM 256 read

Daily Dad Jokes #1 | シ

Today I have gathered 10 of some hilarious jokes that people refer to as dad jokes and/or corny jokes. Here is the deal, if you laugh you have to like the post if you don't laugh then you are crazy..   Make sure you comment which one was the funniest and which one you laughed on! :D     Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup".   Why do the hamburgers beat the hotdogs at every sport they play? Hotdogs are the wurst!   Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They are lactose   Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.   What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste   What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese   What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.   Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school.   Where do pencils go for vacation? Pencil-vania   Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam    

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    Haha, that is all I have for today but I hope you enjoyed and I will be back with 10 jokes tomorrow! シ       All joke submissions can be sent to me through messages. Just tell me the joke w/ the answer and I might just add it.

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  • Eventt シ LV.21 Big Chungus Aug 18, 2019, 10:37 AM

    this was actually fun to make lol

  • FANCYD3ATHZ V.2.9 LV.21 Shadow Aug 18, 2019, 10:48 AM

    Sorry to say but none of them made me laugh big oof lol (I'm not laughing

  • Eventt シ LV.21 Big Chungus Aug 18, 2019, 10:51 AM

    you have no soul because these are the edgiest jokes ever and you have to laugh so you must be a demon and not a human

  • FANCYD3ATHZ V.2.9 LV.21 Shadow Aug 18, 2019, 10:58 AM

    No I am just death that is probably why lol

  • Nsane_lightning LV.24 Fast as Lightning Aug 18, 2019, 11:09 AM

    😂👏👏👏

  • Eventt シ LV.21 Big Chungus Aug 18, 2019, 11:10 AM

    😂👌👌

  • Nsane_lightning LV.24 Fast as Lightning Aug 18, 2019, 11:13 AM

    I’ve heard all those before 😂

  • Eventt シ LV.21 Big Chungus Aug 18, 2019, 11:14 AM

    welp ill try and get more original jokes next time but ya know, dad jokes tend to spread like wildfire on the internet

  • Nsane_lightning LV.24 Fast as Lightning Aug 18, 2019, 11:20 AM

    Lol Ik my dad was telling them last night

  • Eventt シ LV.21 Big Chungus Aug 18, 2019, 11:24 AM

    lmao fr 😂😂

  • Yorpasores Rex LV.31 Rootin Tootin Aug 18, 2019, 10:38 AM

    why

  • Eventt シ LV.21 Big Chungus Aug 18, 2019, 10:40 AM

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  • kay! LV.31 Aaaah! Aug 18, 2019, 10:59 AM

    oh

  • Eventt シ LV.21 Big Chungus Aug 18, 2019, 11:01 AM

    😉

  • gamer466344473 LV.11 Bandit Aug 18, 2019, 11:11 AM

    Yes

  • Eventt シ LV.21 Big Chungus Aug 18, 2019, 11:24 AM

    yes

  • gamer466344473 LV.11 Bandit Aug 18, 2019, 11:26 AM

    yes

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